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Joke of the Day

"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"

"What's the difference between a horny man and a vampire? Vampires don't come inside without permission"

"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."

"Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing."

"How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences."

"Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it."

"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."

"If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage."

"What do you call an empty town after dinner? Desserted"

"What's a baseball players favorite type cake? A bundt cake."