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Joke of the Day

"Tried Googling ""Missing Medieval Servant"" but I kept getting Page Not Found"

"BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention ME: so... stop, collaborate, and listen? BOSS: you're fired"

"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."

"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"It's not a ""junk drawer,"" it's a free-spirited drawer without expectations or limits."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock up someone's ass."

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"How do you make a witch scratch? Remove the w"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."