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Joke of the Day

"Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"How do you make a good pun? You use a great PUNchline."

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"

"Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains."

"That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg..."

"After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt."

"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."

"Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In"