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Joke of the Day

"Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !"

"Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9."

"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""

"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."

"My boss asked me to send him the funniest joke i've got.... ...I sent him a picture of my paycheck"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."

"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."

"What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !"