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Joke of the Day

"You can learn a lot about your kids by simply turning off the TV and talking. For example I discovered that mine are really boring."

"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to [/r/AntiJokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/)."

"What does batman get in his drinks? Just Ice"

"I came home to find my best friend fucking my girlfriend Bad dog, you know you're not allowed on the furniture."

"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke... but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction."

"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""

"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."