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Joke of the Day

"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""

"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."

"What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft"

"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."

"What ship breaks dangerous ice flows in the Arctic? The Titanic."

"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"

"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."

"What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? The black person."

"A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""

"*hands you a marijuana* ""This one's called Air Bud. It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."""