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Joke of the Day

"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"

"What ever happened to Windows 9? Windows 7 8 9."

"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."

"TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period."

"What do you call a number that won't sit still? A roamin' numeral. :P"

"I drink, therefore I am.... Drunk."

"Teacher -What does COINCIDENCE' mean? Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that."

"""Son of a bitch, what are you doing? I just brought you that."" (most dogs during fetch)"

"I miss you like... post your funny ending! let's see what we get..."

"Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry. - This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!"