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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."

"Aren't you too fat to be this rude?"

"difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken."

"Nothing says ""Proper Retirement Planning"" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets"

"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"

"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."

"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."

"Why was 5 afraid of 7? [Because 6, 7 8.](http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)"

"Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually Read it."

"If you've ever wondered how many days you can reuse the same lemon wedge in your water pitcher in the refrigerator, the answer is not 11."