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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."
Next Joke
"So apparently a neighborhood watch is not watching bad stuff happen to your neighbor's home & then taking a nap"
"""Hey, boo"" - a casual ghost"
"A lady cut me off... The other day a lady cut me off who was texting while driving. I got so mad at her I pulled up beside her and threw my beer can at her."
"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""
"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""
"Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard."
"What do nuns do when they're horny? They cum to Jesus."
"Signs that your wife is cheating on you: 1. Wearing more makeup and perfume than usual 2. Acting distant 3. Sleeping with another dude"
"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."