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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft"
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"What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled? The Deliverance"
"Pimples are a rising issue And a pressing matter"
"Just had a really enlightening yoga session! LOLJK! I'm drinking warm whiskey out of a water bottle designed for hamsters."
"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
"If you tuck your t-shirt into your shorts, don't be surprised if my kid kicks you in the nuts. I'm trying to raise him right."
"Dentist: You don't have to floss all your teeth. Only the ones you wanna keep! *I start flossing his teeth* D: Um... Me: These are mine now"
"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."
"[caught hiding something in the garbage] gf: are you eating hot wings again? me: no gf: oh really, then touch your eyes me: god damnit"
"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."