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Joke of the Day
"What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes? The black person."
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"Since we're still doing Pirate Jokes... What's the Pirates favorite letter? Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C."
"ISIS is really the worst... ... we should bomb them back to the -- whoops, never mind."
"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."
"Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia."
"My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots."
"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."