90824

Joke of the Day

"Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom? There was a loo tenant inside."

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"How do you find an obese woman's vagina in the dark? Go through the folds of fat until you smell shit, then go back one."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to"

"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner."

"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."

"When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. ""She took the bed!"""

"Has anyone seen the trailer for the latest Tom Cruise movie? He can't go to the bathroom at all. It's called Mission Impissable."

"Today on ""Dora the Explorer"", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol."