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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !"

"Under what circumstance is mass a unit of time? Church"

"Chem students do it on the table periodically."

"Ughh so pissed off. My mail order bride is pretending she doesn't speak english just so she doesn't have to wear the jester outfit again."

"What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty? Misoyaki!"

"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"

"Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of Natural Light"

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"