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Joke of the Day

"How do you find an obese woman's vagina in the dark? Go through the folds of fat until you smell shit, then go back one."

"A crime boss works part time selling grass to people in his home city... I went over to his shop and asked if I could help him with his sales. He told me to stay off his turf."

"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."

"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."

"Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped."

"My dad was always drunk when I was a kid The punchline? It was my mom, then my sister, then me"

"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."

"If I had 5 dollars in one pocket and 5 dollars in the other what do I have? Someone else's pants on. My grandfathers favorite joke."

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."

"Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels."