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Joke of the Day
"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"
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"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"
"A giant fly has attacked the city. Quick! Somebody call the swat team!"
"I want to start a club for unmarried professional women who want to meet other unmarried professional women and dance booty dances. We are gonna call it Nee Twerk."
"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."
"When Zelda watches porn... ...does she use adult Links?"
"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""
"How can you tell a man from a woman Well, there's not really a vas deferens"
"What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree? Whoa did you hear that?"
"I had to perform CPR on my girlfriend during sex last night. When she's half-inflated it's just not the same."