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Joke of the Day

"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."

"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"*saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*"

"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day."

"I showed my 3-year-old Star Wars. It blew his mind. Seriously, how do you reboot a kid? Or should I just get a new one?"

"Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !"

"[NSFW] What do woman and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits."

"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."