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Joke of the Day

"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it."

"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff!"

"My family used to be in the steal and iron business My dad would steal and my mom would iron."

"What is your funniest joke about the French? Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits."

"I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition."

"Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein."

"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Flush"