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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool? You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up"

"Why did they call it cuppa soup because ebola soup wasn't very appealing"

"Do you guys remember that party at Bill Cosby's last weekend? Me neither."

"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."

"[COPS] *into radio* We've got a drunk man in the park who thinks he's a lion tamer. ""SIR! PUT THE WHIP DOWN & STEP AWAY FROM THE CAROUSEL!"""

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

"My friend asked me, ""What is a palindrome?"" I said, ""No, it's not."""

"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."

"How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe? He tried to blow up a police car."

"In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What."