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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer use a steam roller? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes."
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"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""
"If you're a kid and have problems with pedophiles... grow up"
"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."
"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."
"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."
"What does the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
"I just told my dog to ""say hi"" to another dog. And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish."
"Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down."