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Joke of the Day
"*saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*"
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"My daughter can be so cruel... Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!"
"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"
"What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything."
"I got head from a blind woman She didn't see it coming!"
"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."
"An egg just followed me. Now I just need some bacon."
"Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup."
"You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck."
"What does a man with a 12 inch penis have for breakfast? this morning I had bacon and eggs."