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Joke of the Day
"*saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*"
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"I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime"
"Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait."
"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."
"My sister got a koala I asked her to name it Koka since she can tell everyone she has Koka koala."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot... ...It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"I like to stand next to a stranger on the elevator and whisper, ""I read what you said on the internet."""
"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"Walter Jr. had to use both feet to operate the pedals. He was braking bad."
"John need Taxi John: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. Steve: Yes, sir. You are a taxi"