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Joke of the Day

"I'm having a hard time with not using sexual innuendos. But it's hard *So hard*"

"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"

"My friend got drunk on Candy the other day. He said it was liquor-ish"

"Abstinence-only education... Was the first time I got screwed."

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."

"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom."

"Is there something called ""Your mama so foreign...""-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o"