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Joke of the Day
"I'm having a hard time with not using sexual innuendos. But it's hard *So hard*"
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"One day I shall solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be alcohol."
"Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane"
"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."
"I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?"
"When German politics go right, they go far right. Right through Poland"
"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"
"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."
"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"
"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."