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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"
Next Joke
"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves this will be no ordinary breeze"
"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"
"Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born."
"What do you call a theatrical performance about puns? A play on words"
"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"
"I just took a huge shit. I don't know who it belongs to, but I took it."
"""Do you have this in beige?"" - old people"
"I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me."