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Joke of the Day
"When German politics go right, they go far right. Right through Poland"
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"Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this"
"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."
"My Christmas tree is on a timer It lights up everyday at 4:20"
"Salad is the decaf of food."
"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."
"Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back."
"Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win."
"Wife told me to stop obsessing over monkeys I thought she was joking, then I saw her face"
"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."