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Joke of the Day

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"Urine is the opposite of you're out."

"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"

"Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine? A mental hospital"

"I don't have any white friends, so I guess you could call me... crackalackin"

"A new study says vegetarians die younger than smokers, on average, so don't smoke your vegetables..."

"A dark, dark joke What's the difference between molestation and rape? You remember rape"

"I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked. ""It suits you down to the ground"", she said."

"My girlfriend is due in two weeks. I can't wait til she's born."

"Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sex. Then ask if you're attractive enough. Then ask your doctor for sex."