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Joke of the Day
"My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar. Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool."
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"I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And this is my twin brother Dave."" ""Nice to meet you,"" she smiled. ""Who's the oldest?"" I said, ""My dad."""
"I won 300 million dollars in the lottery and decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. They sent me a letter saying ""thank you for your 25 cent donation""."
"Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine."
"People keep telling me i'm self-deprecating. I don't think i deserve that."
"History We Live in Generation where.. . . ""Deleting History is more important than Creating History"" :-D"
"What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !"
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"
"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"
"How long is a Chinese name Mr. How Long IS a Chinese name,,,,, I'm sure this has been done before, but it's my favorite ""riddle"""