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Joke of the Day

"How long is a Chinese name Mr. How Long IS a Chinese name,,,,, I'm sure this has been done before, but it's my favorite ""riddle"""

"What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !"

"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."

"Hoo-dini And now I wait.........."

"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"

"I'd like Twitter to suggest: Since you've just unfollowed that loser, how about you get rid of some more fucking deadwood, like ......"

"I love Ebay. Sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month."

"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."

"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks and fits and the other ..."

"My statistics professor told me I was average... ... I told her ""that's Mean""."