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Joke of the Day

"Our society makes women ashamed and unhappy with their bodies. I, for one, have always been disappointed by the lack of cupholders on mine."

"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"

"What's the difference between Jesus & a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."

"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"

"""And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."""

"What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread? It's stalemate"

"Oh vajazzled is definitely going on my bucket list. I'll pity the fool that has to jazzle my vag."

"A man in the restroom today almost pissed on my pants from the next urinal over. I yelled at him and he said ""It's alright man. Wouldn't you rather be pissed off than pissed on?"""