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"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"
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"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."
"If I wanted to seduce my mom with fruit... ...should I send her an Oedipal Arrangement?"
"Why did the shell not go to the beach? Because he was self-CONCH-ious."
"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."
"Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples."
"What kind of meat can a priest eat on Friday? Nun"
"[undoes GFs bra first time] ""wow have you been practicing?"" don't be ridiculous [me and dog exchange glances]"
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it"
"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."