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Joke of the Day

"When you're done reading this joke please don't show it to any virgins. They won't get it for a long time."

"I'm thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner... ... All it does is collect dust."

"I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?"

"Honestly Officer, I do have a few ideas as to why I'd get pulled over, but I'm kind of afraid to tell you. Let's both say it on 1-2-3, ok?"

"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"

"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."

"What did the gay deer say while walking out of a bar? I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there!"

"For Sale: 2kg of Mentha sachalinensis Mint."

"So I went to an Ethiopian restaurant last week... and I am still waiting for the food."

"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"