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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"

"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"

"Mom: clean up ur room! We're having guests over for dinner Me: sorry, I didnt realize we were having dinner in my room"

"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"

"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."

"Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk..."

"It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer."

"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."