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Joke of the Day

"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"

"GOOD COP: tell us where ur boss is hiding and we'll let u go BIKE COP: [clenches fist] we woulda caught him if he hadnt climbed those stairs"

"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."

"Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion Neutral as in Without an ion"

"What do you call a slut that just took laxatives? DiWHOREea"

"Why don't Jewish cannibals eat Germans? Because they give them gas."

"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"