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Joke of the Day

"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"

"Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem? A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

"How many seconds are there in a day in Africa? Seconds? They barely get firsts!"

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."

"There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing."

"A blind man walks into a fish store ... and says: ""Whats up girls""."

"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."

"Why did the band 999 megabytes break up? Because they couldn't get a gig."

"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"