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Joke of the Day
"McDonalds will always have a place in my heart."
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"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"WHAT DO WE WANT!? CLEARED TIMES ON OUR MICROWAVES! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 0:00!"
"When I was a kid, I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Now I realize that it was just a fanta-sea."
"Me: This infomercial is so stupid. *10 mins later* Me: So all I have to pay on the 2nd one is the shipping and handling?"
"Korean hot dogs [My wife came up with this joke] If hot dogs made from turkey are called turkey dogs... Then Koreans eat doggie dogs."
"fuck homosexuals... ...in the ass, only if both of the people involved agree to do it consciously and consensually"
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"
"What has 9 arms & sucks........ Def Lepard."
"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."