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Joke of the Day

"A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids ... ""Yes, I do. They're busy now, but they'll be with you shortly."""

"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."

"When you date someone you either end up breaking up with them or marrying them... ...And either way you end up unhappy."

"Knock knock Heisenberg Knock knock Who's there I am the one who knocks I am the one who knocks who You know exactly who I am say my name Heisenberg You're goddamn right."

"A cop pulls over a stoner The cop looks at him and asks ""How high are you?"" to which the stoner replies ""No officer, the correct way to say it is Hi how are you."""

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."

"Him: Didn't you buy that apple pie yesterday? Me: Yeah, so? Him: There's one small piece left. Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you."

"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"