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Joke of the Day
"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."
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"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabic names straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."
"I've noticed something about /r/Jokes... ...all the comments are very punny."
"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mother jumped on one back in 87"
"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"
"Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!"
"That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up."
"You can idolize anything... You just have to put your mind into it."