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Joke of the Day
"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."
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"A man gestures to an empty parking lot... and says, ""This is all asphalt."" Then his ass says, ""Don't blame me."""
"*pulls away from kissing my girlfriend's twin* TWIN: she'll never find out about us ME: thanks dude you're a trustworthy guy"
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."
"I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally Because then I'll be an international arms dealer."
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."
"What did the Mother say to her son when she saw him eating cookies for breakfast? Your Dad and I are getting a divorce."
"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."
"Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide"