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Joke of the Day
"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."
Next Joke
"I had no idea time zones were so far apart...Just landed in China and it's fucking New Year apparently."
"Margins: they're so edgy."
"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"
"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."
"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."
"I needed a break from stupidity so I left work early."
"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"
"What is the definition of ""trust?"" Two cannibals giving each other head."
"*el chapo dies* God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell Chapo: ok *3 weeks later* Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell"