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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"
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"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp."
"Wife*outside bathroom door*:""I can hear ur keyboard clicking away. U tweeting in there?"" Me*pauses knitting*:""Uh, Ya"""
"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."
"What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks"
"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"
"Why do women have periods? because they deserve them."
"What' is a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."
"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"