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Joke of the Day
"Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years."
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"I bet George Washington's favorite drinking game had to have been Quarters."
"What's the pink panther's to do list? *To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo"
"Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do"
"Proud father... I'm really proud of my daughter. She's taken her new vegetable diet very well. Just last night I found a cucumber in her room."
"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."
"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said ""I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out,"" but she pulled some strings and got me in."
"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"
"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."
"""she's too good for him"" ""he doesn't deserve her"" ""she should be with me"" ""I need a good girl like that"" --me looking at other people's dogs"