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Joke of the Day

"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."

"Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!"

"I'm ""the cord popped out of the phone cause I tried to stretch it from the kitchen to my room"" years old"

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."

"Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection? Because old hobbits die hard."

"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."

"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."

"2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."

"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""