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Joke of the Day
"Jared's favorite dressing on his Subway sandwich is Neverland Ranch. I'm sorry."
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"What's the difference between the French and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast!"
"I don't think a single person at the office noticed that I shaved off my mustache. All I heard all day long was, ""Where are your pants?"""
"Why was 6 afraid if 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!"
"What do you call a gay midget? Sweet and Low"
"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? - Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? - You're sucking a dick!"
"It still makes me sad to think there are people out there who have a favorite Kardashian."
"Donald trump and a slinky have a lot in common... They are both useless piles of garbage but they'll put a smile on your face if you shove them down the stairs."