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Joke of the Day
"Do you have space... for my peepee in your butt?"
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"How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up."
"Isn't it so awkward when you misplace a Rolex? It's like, do I want to tell people that there's a free Rolex on the loose? Relatable, right?"
"pretty jealous of bears. they're like, ""well, just ate my entire weight in salmon, now I'm gonna sleep for 6 months. smell ya later, hater"""
"A reposted joke walks into a bar... It gets downvoted into submission"
"why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2"
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."
"Where do epileptics love to eat? Little Seizures"
"What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."
"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"