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Joke of the Day

"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."

"DIET TIP: You are what you eat. Do you really want to be celery? C'mon. Not even celery wants to be celery."

"I love doing sports related activities My two most favorite are the pre-workout and post-workout meals."

"Nothing good can come out of answering your landline."

"What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave? Aight I'll calcu-lata"

"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."

"Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)"

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"Most people can't drink coffee then go to sleep. I'm just the opposite. . . I can't go to sleep and then drink coffee. God, that was stupid."

"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"