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Joke of the Day

"How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up."

"Jokes Know any lion jokes"

"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."

"Parents My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist. For most of their married life they fought tooth and nail."

"Just found out I have a tumor in my ladyparts... It's one of those that can be known to have hair, teeth and bone in it. I don't what I should do. I'll probably just get an abortion though."

"WIFE: What did you just do? CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*"

"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"

"How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground."

"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""

"Why don't Muslims teach driving and sex ed. on the same day? They don't want to wear the camel out."