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Joke of the Day

"pretty jealous of bears. they're like, ""well, just ate my entire weight in salmon, now I'm gonna sleep for 6 months. smell ya later, hater"""

"I'm bringing sexy backward."

"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"

"What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery."

"Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush."

"Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy."

"if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?"

"DATE: so...this is your place? ME: yea...not fancy but it suits me. *opens flap of bouncy house* oh, also do you mind taking off your shoes"

"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."

"Everything men know about women [ ]"