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Joke of the Day

"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"

"Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school"

"Eh wah eh wah eh wah eh wah joget joget joget joget joget gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek gelek lembek lembek lembek embek lembek lembek"

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture."

"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"

"i'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you."

"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."

"What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? ""Brigham Young"""

"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!"