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Joke of the Day

"Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people? He had locomotives!"

"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."

"Pot is a plant, that grows in the ground. If God didn't want it, It wouldn't be around. So all you f*ckers that don't get high, Shut the f*ck up and give it a try!"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."

"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."

"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."

"Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy"

"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."

"Some jokes are like doctors... They get better with repeated deliveries."

"What did the lady archaeologist say I have a ""bone"" to pick with you"