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Joke of the Day
"You know what really makes my day? The rotation of the earth"
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"What's the most offensive jokes you guys have? What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear"
"I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise."
"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"
"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."
"How do you organise a party in space? You planet."
"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."
"Success is like giving birth... everyone congratulates you in the end but nobody knows how many times you got fucked in order to get there."
"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."
"Dating Profile Sex: Probably Favorite Food: Yes Favorite Movie: Star Wars Favorite Book: LOLZ"