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Joke of the Day
"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."
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"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"
"A public restroom I was in had a sign that said ""Flush toilet paper only"" and I just thought Well, shit"
"An Italian woman walks in on her husband giving a man a ""Golden Shower"". In her dumbfounded state, the shocked woman could only think of one thing to say. ""European!"""
"I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008."
"What's the difference between Jacob Sartorious and Hitler? Hitler knows when to kill himself."
"Who wrote ""The Open Kimono""? ""? Seymour Hare."
"I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten."
"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."
"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."