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Joke of the Day
"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."
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"Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? [SFW] Me: Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? Dad: No, do YOU wanna hear a dirty joke? Me: Sure... Dad: Four white horses fell in a mud puddle."
"What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? Fuck a toddler."
"Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book"
"2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East 'I do not care who your father is. When I am out here fishing you do not walk on the water...'"
"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"
"Wife: I'll just have a salad. Waiter: and for you, sir? Me: I'll be giving her half of my food."
"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted."