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Joke of the Day

"My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in by reps"

"A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights."

"Did you hear about the woman who beat Usain Bolt? Turns out it was race related."

"I was arrested for killing a black man I'm a black man EDIT: I'm a half black man"

"Man this clown thing is really getting out of control there are even 2 clowns running for president ."

"I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it."

"I told my friends a joke about airplanes... ...but it went way over their heads."

"Your Momma is so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia"

"I want to die like dad peacefully in my sleep. Not like mom screaming in terror in the passenger seat."

"Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"""