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Joke of the Day
"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"
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"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."
"On April Fools Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack."
"Does it disturb anyone else that ""The Los Angeles Angels"" baseball team translates directly to ""The The Angels Angels""?"
"I just yelled ""Where's the baby?!"" while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce."
"Foreigner: I wanna know what love is.. Me: It's a feeling you get when.. Foreigner: I want you to show me.. Me: Ok, like wow. We just met"
"My reaction to jokes where the punchline is [removed] after seeing so many of them [removed]"
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"
"Urban Dictionary is fake, and cannot be used in a court of law. I know that now."