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Joke of the Day

"What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has ""apple"" in it? A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth."

"Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack."

"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."

"What do you call a girl whose profile pictures are only facial close ups? Fat."

"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"

"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."

"What can you find in the middle of no where?"

"An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse."

"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"

"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."