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Joke of the Day

"When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying ""Good answer"" like people on Family Feud."

"Two guys walk into a bar The first one asks for h20. The second on asks for h20 too. The second guy dies."

"There Once Was A Poet Named Bates His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."

"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."

"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."

"A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience. He said it was a blast."

"That awkward moment in church when you put your hands together to pray & you see the stamp from last night & you remember..."

"Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood."

"Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times... ... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff."