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Joke of the Day

"My anti-social behavior reached a new high today when I was un-invited to a wedding, and it made my day."

"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"

"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"

"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"

"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."

"The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end."

"What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common? They both strip for parts!"

"Not to brag but I can produce cute children. DNA and all. Call me?"

"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."

"ebola jokes ... its all about the execution :')"