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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood."
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"*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* ""Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne."" *Santa grows very pale*"
"I've reached the point in my life where I'm ready for a life partner. But I'd probably be just as content with a cheeseburger."
"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"
"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."
"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."
"What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!"
"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."
"What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common? Using imperial units."
"I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred? The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!"